Ask A Bartender: What’s A Good Morning Cocktail?
Friday, February 20, 2015
See Slides Below: The 5 Best Places to Get a Drink Before Noon in Portland
Drink plenty of water with your morning cocktails (I try to achieve a three to one ratio), and you should be hydrated as well as slightly buzzed in an hour or two.
If you’re drinking with friends, think of a good toast that fills you with optimistic spirit. If you’re drinking alone, say something gentle to yourself like a prayer: That I may discover the strength and confidence to face the rest of my day.
Irish Coffee
This is a simple drink and every bar should have the ingredients: Jamison, sugar cubes, coffee, and just a bit of whipped cream. There are other coffee drinks as well -most notably the Spanish coffee. But the Irish coffee is a mellow way to start your morning. Stay away from anything that is high enough proof to light on fire.
Screwdriver
This drink, as with any vodka drink, I’ll only order in the morning. Vodka is a neutral grain spirit. That is it’s selling point: cleanliness and purity, aka get you through the day without spoiling your breathe. The functional alcoholics go-to, close your eyes and tell yourself you’re drinking orange juice.
Blueberry Tea
This is a great way to drink earl grey tea from a snifter (or a coffee cup if you’re going incognito). Just add a bit of Amoretto and Grand Marnier. Won’t get you drunk but will warm you up just the right amount. It also makes for a great nightcap but doesn’t really belong anywhere in between.
Corpse Reviver
All drinks above have had the added bonus of surreptitious possibility. Not this one. This is a straight up martini, so good luck drinking it in front of your boss. That being said, it was invented as a hangover cure. Think of it as the last in your arsenal. The big gun that you were saving for the moment when you are absolutely worthless; have nowhere to be but can’t really sleep either. Break out a jigsaw puzzle, play your favorite video game, just don’t engage in anything too cerebral- you’re only kidding yourself.
Bloody Mary
The classic is a classic for a reason. Order this at night, and you’ll probably get scoffed at (not that you should care). It’s a very obnoxious drink but also very tasty. The garnish is the obnoxious part. It looks like you’re trying to sneak up on someone every time you take a drink, and is enough to give Vietnam Vets the jitters so take heed when drinking it around your girlfriend’s dad. All that aside, this drink is a great vehicle for those who care enough about themselves to eat breakfast but lack morning appetite.
Related Slideshow: The 5 Best Places To Get A Drink Before Noon in Portland
Portland is the city haunted by perpetual sleep. Especially in the winter, it's important to get out of the house and enjoy what our fine city has to offer. Sieze the day, have a laugh. And what better way to start out than an early morning cocktail?
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