Leather Storrs: Why Portlanders Need to Pay Up at Restaurants
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Let those new money techies up north buy Islands and Pro teams. Let the dot-commers in Northern California blow up land prices like tulips. We’ll be smug in socks and sandals as we bike to our local café for sustainable, hand harvested goodies and grass fed beef raised by former rat-racers who finally “get it.”
But who is really getting it? Local restaurants. That’s who.
The demand for hand-made, earth friendly food is not informed by an understanding of the costs associated with procurement and production. Portlanders want chronic, but at shwag prices.
Mathematical Interlude:
Understanding restaurant math is pretty simple. Average daily number of butts in seats equals “covers”. Average amount each cover pays is called “check average”. Check average times covers equals gross profit. Subtract the cost of running your restaurant and you have “profit” (ideally).
There are three ways to make more money: increase covers and/or check average or decrease the cost of running your restaurant.
Increasing covers and check averages is nice, but frowned upon- “You mean I have to wait in line for the privilege of paying more money?” Unfortunately, the cost of running restaurants is going up and there is an Elephant in the distance made of a 50% increase in the minimum wage. To paraphrase Winston Churchill: Portland is making Republicans out of Restaurateurs.
Complicating matters further is the fact that your perception as a consumer is influenced by low-priced loss leaders at your grocery store and $13.99 surf and turf entrees from big chains. Shoot, Burgerville will fill you up and make you feel good for under $10! How on earth can we compete?
We need an ally, a white knight, a passionate champion. We need YOU. This is not a license to gouge. This is a rallying cry. If you want the best we can give you and the best of our region, pay up. If you want fantastic, creative compositions that satisfy your stomach and your soul, pay up. If you want Portland to continue its emergence as one of the finest culinary cities in the land, vote with your dollars! Your wage has gone up, your rent has too. College tuition has tripled since I graduated. It’s probably time to buy a new sport coat.
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